OMGWTF

8 Awakened Empires That You'll Relate To If You Struggle Waking Up

Screenshot 2019-02-07 at 22.28.21.png
Screenshot 2019-02-14 at 16.03.26.png

Is there anything worse than waking up?

If it’s something you struggle with, you’re not alone.

These Fallen Empire species have just woke and they share your pain.


1. When someone accidentally wake you and the only measured response is to go full jingoistic reclamation on the galaxy

Screenshot 2019-02-14 at 16.04.12.png

2. When you awake early in the galactic cycle, but decide to just stay in your home system browsing social media for a few decades

Screenshot 2019-02-14 at 16.04.35.png

3. When you wake up and it’s just not possible to open your eyes, but then you remember you don’t have eyes

Screenshot 2019-02-14 at 16.04.44.png

4. When you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

Screenshot 2019-02-14 at 16.04.53.png

5. When you wake up and display the five stages of wakening: 1. Extreme Agitation, 2. Extreme Agitation, 3. Extreme Agitation, 4. Extreme Agitation, 5. Extreme Agitation…

Screenshot 2019-02-14 at 16.06.21.png

6. That feeling when you’ve got doctrinal enforcing to do at 10am but it’s a Sunday


7. When you seriously consider only building Gateways in the hope that you might accidentally travel back to a time when you weren’t awake


8. That feeling when you’ve at 3 millenia of sleep but still don’t feel refreshed on wakening

Screenshot 2019-02-14 at 16.06.44.png

Sponsored: Hate waking up? Why not get nerve stapled? With this procedure, you can obliterate your nervous system’s sleep centre in seconds; you’ll never have to wake up again! For more info, visit us at Frontier Healthcare Clinics.

I - Commercial, Frontier.png
I - Signoff, Ashley New.png

12 Things That Are Terrifying AF When You're A Xenophobe

Screenshot 2019-02-07 at 22.28.21.png

Warning: May contain images some xenophobes find distressing.

1. WHAT EVEN IS IT?!

Humanoid_02.png

2. OMG WHAT THE HELL

Humanoid_hp_02.png

3. AAAAAGGGH DON’T LOOK IN ITS ONE EYE

Humanoid_hp_13.png

4. OH WHAT THE F*CK IT HAS ONE EYE BUT IS FEATHERED

Avian_massive_12.png

5. WTF MORE FEATHERS?! LITERALLY SHAKING RN

Avian_slender_01.png

6. EVERY IMAGE IS A FRESH NEW HELL AND I WANT IT TO STOP

Arthropoid_20.png

7. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Arthropoid_19.png

8. WHOLE PLUME OF NOPE

Avian_18.png

9. *SCREAMS*

Avian_massive_17.png

10. AJAH;FJSDSDJ;FJDDF THIS LONG HORSO WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER

Mammalian_normal_10.png

11. ITS BEAUTY IS TERRIFYING

Molluscoid_normal_08.png

12. *SCREAMS AGAIN*

Plantoid_12.png