Nanobots

OMG You Won't Believe How Beautiful These Xeno Dental Makeovers Are!

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From time to time all xenos, whether a millennia old fungi or a brand new sapient synth, feel a little self-conscious about their looks.

And perhaps rightly so - studies have shown that a xeno’s appearance is the primary determining factor in who to purge in over 80% of cases.

So in a universe where your smile can mean the difference between life and death, it’s understandable why these xenos chose to fix their teeth with cosmetic nanobots - but OMG you won’t believe the result!


1a. Before surgery

Before surgery she was absolutely hideous…

1b. After surgery - beautiful!


2a. Ew, has this guy NEVER heard of a toothbrush?

Ew, like, has this guy NEVER heard of the toothbrush?

2b. WOW SO HANDSOME.

WOW I didn't notice he was this handsome!

3a. Vahaxxax here never used to be able to eat anything but marmalade :’{

Vahaxxax here never used to be able to eat anything but marmelade :’{

3b. But now he can snack on the crunchiest of xenos!

Now he can snack on even the crunchiest of xenos.

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