Galactic census highlights xenophilia "most common" ethos
Galactic United Nations HQ, Anward Space Station, Paravox System
Preliminary results from the 2251 Galactic Fact Office (GtFO) census have highlighted that xenophila is the "most common" ethos adopted by space-nations.
While the full census results are yet to be released, the above information was contained in a tweet sent out by the GtFO over the weekend.
The news has been met with surprise from across the galactic community, as many expected the xenophobic ethos, which is extremely vocal on the Neural Net, to be much more common.
Sarah Smith, president of the xenophilic Blorg Commonality told Xenonion News of her reaction;
“We’re very pleased. Although, I suppose as xenophiles we’re quite easy to please - here, have some influence for your trouble. This shows all species are xenophilic at heart. If they have a heart. High fives, flagella and tentacles all round!”
Xaox, a spokesperson for the xenophobic Xanid Suzerainty, disagreed:
“This is outrageous! The numbers are clearly wrong. This sounds like fake space news peddled by the pro-xeno media. What has become of Xenonion News? [pause] … What? What do you mean I can’t say anything negative about Xenonion during this interview?
[pause] … Woah, woah, come on, okay, there’s no need to bring out a nerve stapler…. wait… WAI—"
Spiritualist Ar’dent from the Etoki Foundation also disagreed, telling us:
“HERESY! Every day we stray further from the Worm’s light.”
Prikk from the Scythaan Systems, a species of fanatically purifying arthropods, appeared more optimistic;
“This bodes well. More multi-cultural worlds means more lovely species for us to meat. I mean, meet.”
It is hoped the full results of the census will be released in the coming weeks.