Blorg Prime, Blorg System, Blorg Commonality
Award-winning Blorg scientist Mercedes Romero was crowned the winner of Blorg's Next Top Fungoid Season 4 last night.
The gripping finale was broadcast live over the neural net and watched by a record number of 1.3 million Blorgs.
Romero, credited with the discovery of the 'Armor +5%' technology, was a fan favorite from the beginning of the reality TV show wherein 15 native Blorg compete to make social contact with any form of sentient life.
She gained notoriety after joining the show as the youngest contestant (aged 135), and became cemented as a fan favorite after exchanging eye contact with a fellow Blorg contestant in Episode 1.
Romero has subsequently announced plans to make a run for the presidency of the Blorg Commonality, following the paths of previous Next Top Fungoid winners and generations of Blorg scientists before her.
Keep your intra-cranial receptor chip tuned! The finale of Blorg's Next Top Fungoid will be aired on Xenonion Entertainment tonight, 20:00 GST / 02:00 Shroud.
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