Has Xeno-Compatibility Gone Too Far, Or Not Far Enough?

OMGWTF

3 Aug

Written By Ashley Easterbrook

Let’s find out by having a look at some of the new half-species created by xeno-compatibility…

1. So far, SO SIMILAR…

NOT FAR ENOUGH

2. Ok, this was sort of what we were expecting, right?

FAR ENOUGH

3. Uh, I’ll have whatever he’s had.

FAR ENOUGH

**4. That feeling when you just love your new permanent hat appendage…**

TOO FAR

5. How… how did you even get in there?

TOO FAR

6. Cindy, have you been working out?

MUCH STRONK, TOO FAR

7. Nobody puts baby in a corner.

TOO FAR

8. Thanks, I hate it.

TOO FAR, VAGUELY AROUSING

9. Uh, should we do something before it lays eggs?

100% TOO FAR, BURN IT

10. DO NOT LOOK IT IN THE EYE(S)

TOO FAR, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

Has Xeno-Compatibility Gone Too Far, Or Not Far Enough?

1. So far, SO SIMILAR…

2. Ok, this was sort of what we were expecting, right?

3. Uh, I’ll have whatever he’s had.

4. That feeling when you just love your new permanent hat appendage…

5. How… how did you even get in there?

6. Cindy, have you been working out?

7. Nobody puts baby in a corner.

8. Thanks, I hate it.

9. Uh, should we do something before it lays eggs?

10. DO NOT LOOK IT IN THE EYE(S)

OMG! This Juggernaut Is Expecting a BABY CORVETTE!

**4. That feeling when you just love your new permanent hat appendage…**