// Local Pervert Eyes Up Bioship For Xeno-Compatiblity
// Cartographer Stunned To Find Nearly 30 Systems Suddenly Renamed
// Confusion As Two Construction Ships Try To Work On Same Task
// Economists Suggest Simply Giving Up, Starting Galaxy Over
// Area Assimilators Assimilate Area Assimilators, Assimilating Assimilators
// Eldritch Being Spotted Wearing Stunning New Indescribable Horror
// Primate Empire Disregards Galactic Ban On Guerilla Warfare
// Xenophile Fallen Empire Not Mad, Just Disappointed
// Hired Marauder Fleet Waits Until End Of Contract To Object To Home System Destruction
// Area Planet Thrown Into Sector, Never To Be Looked At Again
// Area Empire Destroyed After Adding Politics Chat To Neural Network
// Senate Fillibuster Hits Record 4th Year
// Synaptic Lathe Tested For Lag By Running Universe Universalis
// Area Empire Increasingly Self-Conscious About Irregularly Shaped Borders
// Local Pervert Eyes Up Bioship For Xeno-Compatiblity // Cartographer Stunned To Find Nearly 30 Systems Suddenly Renamed // Confusion As Two Construction Ships Try To Work On Same Task // Economists Suggest Simply Giving Up, Starting Galaxy Over // Area Assimilators Assimilate Area Assimilators, Assimilating Assimilators // Eldritch Being Spotted Wearing Stunning New Indescribable Horror // Primate Empire Disregards Galactic Ban On Guerilla Warfare // Xenophile Fallen Empire Not Mad, Just Disappointed // Hired Marauder Fleet Waits Until End Of Contract To Object To Home System Destruction // Area Planet Thrown Into Sector, Never To Be Looked At Again // Area Empire Destroyed After Adding Politics Chat To Neural Network // Senate Fillibuster Hits Record 4th Year // Synaptic Lathe Tested For Lag By Running Universe Universalis // Area Empire Increasingly Self-Conscious About Irregularly Shaped Borders
