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Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Science
Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Science
Science
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Economy
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Economy
Economy
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Science
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Science
Science
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Science
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Science
Science
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Economy
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Economy
Economy
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Economy
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Economy
Economy
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
Politics
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
Politics
Politics
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
Politics
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
Politics
Politics
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
Politics
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
Politics
Politics
Meteorologists Warn Worsening Cosmic Storms Forecast To Bring More Weather-Related Small-Talk
Weather
Meteorologists Warn Worsening Cosmic Storms Forecast To Bring More Weather-Related Small-Talk
Weather
Weather
Area Planet Legally Annexed After Millions Of Lawyers Dropshipped From Orbit
Local
Area Planet Legally Annexed After Millions Of Lawyers Dropshipped From Orbit
Local
Local
10-Year-Old Trainer Announces Plans To Set Off From His Home System And Capture All Five Space Fauna
Local
10-Year-Old Trainer Announces Plans To Set Off From His Home System And Capture All Five Space Fauna
Local
Local
Unbidden Vehemently Denounce Aberrant Behavior Of Aberrant, Vehement
Crisis
Unbidden Vehemently Denounce Aberrant Behavior Of Aberrant, Vehement
Crisis
Crisis
Doctors Warn Against Gamma Laser Hair Removal
Health
Doctors Warn Against Gamma Laser Hair Removal
Health
Health
Leaders' Debate: Millennia-Old Whispering Monolith Struggles To Allay Concerns Over Age
Local
Leaders' Debate: Millennia-Old Whispering Monolith Struggles To Allay Concerns Over Age
Local
Local
Synaptic Lathe Corrupted By Impure Thoughts About Blorg
Science
Synaptic Lathe Corrupted By Impure Thoughts About Blorg
Science
Science
Newly Individualist Machine Office Worker Realizes Life Was Better As A Mindless Drone
Economy
Newly Individualist Machine Office Worker Realizes Life Was Better As A Mindless Drone
Economy
Economy
Concerns New Influence Storage Facility Could Leak, Pose Risk To Health
Economy
Concerns New Influence Storage Facility Could Leak, Pose Risk To Health
Economy
Economy
Tomb World Stripped Of Official Resort Status
Travel
Tomb World Stripped Of Official Resort Status
Travel
Travel
Robotic Workers Vote To Form New Labor Union Called ‘The Contingency’
Economy
Robotic Workers Vote To Form New Labor Union Called ‘The Contingency’
Economy
Economy
Increasing Work Demands Contributing To Fanatic Purifier Burnout
Health
Increasing Work Demands Contributing To Fanatic Purifier Burnout
Health
Health
Senate Suspended As Officials Just Incoherently Screaming "I AM THE SENATE" At Each Other
Politics
Senate Suspended As Officials Just Incoherently Screaming "I AM THE SENATE" At Each Other
Politics
Politics
Separatists Secede From Separatists
Politics
Separatists Secede From Separatists
Politics
Politics
Brain Slugs Seek Volunteers For Brain-Implant Trial
Science
Brain Slugs Seek Volunteers For Brain-Implant Trial
Science
Science
New Tomb World National Park Planned For Stunning Bomb Crater Site
Science
New Tomb World National Park Planned For Stunning Bomb Crater Site
Science
Science
High-Level Officials Freeze, Enter Collective Vegetative State After 27th Leader Hired
Politics
High-Level Officials Freeze, Enter Collective Vegetative State After 27th Leader Hired
Politics
Politics
War Exhaustion Doubled By Attempts To Understand It
Crisis
War Exhaustion Doubled By Attempts To Understand It
Crisis
Crisis
Scientists Underestimating Risk Of Poking Horrific Inverse Mass With Stick, New Report Finds
Science
Scientists Underestimating Risk Of Poking Horrific Inverse Mass With Stick, New Report Finds
Science
Science
Upset Admiral Demands To Speak To Fleet Manager
Politics
Upset Admiral Demands To Speak To Fleet Manager
Politics
Politics
Byzantine Bureaucracy Leadership Council Regulated By New Council Oversight Council
Politics
Byzantine Bureaucracy Leadership Council Regulated By New Council Oversight Council
Politics
Politics
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