Feline Empire Demands Border Access, Refuses To Use It Once Granted
NEWS | BLORG COMMONALITY | 16.11.2259
Representatives from the Blorg Commonality have been left baffled after the Felid Star Empire renewed urgent demands for open-border access with the Commonality, only to make no attempt to cross the border once the request was granted.
Blorg officials confirmed they had tracked a Felid fleet waiting by the sole border crossing spanning the two-space nations for several weeks.
“They seemed a bit impatient, constantly approaching the border as if expecting it to open of its own accord,” Blorg official Mary-Kate O’Hara told Xenonion. “We tried to contact them but the admiral answering the comm just stared at us before wandering off-screen without saying a word.”
Moments after the border was officially opened, the Felid fleet briefly advanced before abruptly stopping and returning to its original position. It was then observed to settle into a nearby asteroid belt in a temperate zone next to a star, with engines emitting what observers described as a “low, satisfied purr.”
Blorg officials state this marks the latest in a long series of erratic diplomatic encounters with the Felid, including a joint fleet exercise wherein Felid admirals became distracted by the test firing of XL lasers, and a high-level meeting at the Blorg Presidential Palace where a Felid envoy appeared to deliberately knock a ceremonial vase off a table, then silently watched as staff cleaned the debris.
Xenonion approached a Felid representative for comment, but the attempt was abandoned after the ambassador rolled onto their back in what appeared to be an invitation for a diplomatic pat, only to immediately maul the interviewer’s flagella beyond recognition.
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