Lost Colony Knows Exactly Where It Is
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The lost human colony of New Roanoke has confirmed it is fully aware of its own location.
“We’ve always known where we are,” Governor Eliza Montrose told Xenonion. “Our cities are right here on the planet surface. The stars are right above us every night. If anyone’s lost, it’s the United Nations of Earth, because they clearly can’t find us.”
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