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Wilderness MegaCorp Opens New Branch On Planet
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 18/05/2025 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 18/05/2025

Wilderness MegaCorp Opens New Branch On Planet


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Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War
Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War
Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
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New Ship Type Definitely Not Just Upside Down Cruiser With Extra Turret
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 16/03/2025 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 16/03/2025

New Ship Type Definitely Not Just Upside Down Cruiser With Extra Turret


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Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War
Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War
Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
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Worm-In-Waiting For Bus
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 22/02/2025 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 22/02/2025

Worm-In-Waiting For Bus


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Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War
Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War
Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
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Lost Colony Makes It Home Just In Time For Holidays
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 20/12/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 20/12/2024

Lost Colony Makes It Home Just In Time For Holidays


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Xenonion Acquires Popular 'Hak Tuah' Podcast
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 15/12/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 15/12/2024

Xenonion Acquires Popular 'Hak Tuah' Podcast


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Nutritional Plenitude Edict Angers Fussy Eater Faction
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 24/11/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 24/11/2024

Nutritional Plenitude Edict Angers Fussy Eater Faction


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Xenonion Buys Authoritarian, Conspiracy-Minded Website
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 14/11/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 14/11/2024

Xenonion Buys Authoritarian, Conspiracy-Minded Website


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Renowned Think Tank Leaking
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 26/10/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 26/10/2024

Renowned Think Tank Leaking


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British Museum Towed Into Space For Easier Access To Stolen Space Relics
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 27/09/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 27/09/2024

British Museum Towed Into Space For Easier Access To Stolen Space Relics


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Report Warns New Paperoid Species Could Pose Grave Threat To Lithoids
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 20/09/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 20/09/2024

Report Warns New Paperoid Species Could Pose Grave Threat To Lithoids


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Comfort The Fallen Marks 100th Year In Senate Legislative Queue
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 23/08/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 23/08/2024

Comfort The Fallen Marks 100th Year In Senate Legislative Queue


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Assault Soldiers To Share Dorm With Recently Merged Xenomorph Army
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 09/08/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 09/08/2024

Assault Soldiers To Share Dorm With Recently Merged Xenomorph Army


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Infinity Machine Successfully Repurposed To Run Galactic Lotto
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 05/08/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 05/08/2024

Infinity Machine Successfully Repurposed To Run Galactic Lotto


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Galactic Focus Calls For Use Of Comically Large Magnifying Glass
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 18/07/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 18/07/2024

Galactic Focus Calls For Use Of Comically Large Magnifying Glass


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Ageing Synth Self-Conscious About Rapidly Advancing Rust Line On Scalp
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 06/07/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 06/07/2024

Ageing Synth Self-Conscious About Rapidly Advancing Rust Line On Scalp


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Slavers Sell Virtual Blorg As Non-Fungoid Tokens (NFTs)
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 23/06/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 23/06/2024

Slavers Sell Virtual Blorg As Non-Fungoid Tokens (NFTs)


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Crew Horrified To Learn Emergency Warp Takes 10 Business Days To Activate
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 14/06/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 14/06/2024

Crew Horrified To Learn Emergency Warp Takes 10 Business Days To Activate


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Virtual Pop Colony Ship Not Recognized By Planet
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 19/05/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 19/05/2024

Virtual Pop Colony Ship Not Recognized By Planet


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Cosmogenesist Accidentally Attends Cosmetology Conference
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 12/05/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 12/05/2024

Cosmogenesist Accidentally Attends Cosmetology Conference


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Science Crew Asks For Backpay After Decades MIA In Subspace
NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 05/05/2024 NIPS Ashley Easterbrook 05/05/2024

Science Crew Asks For Backpay After Decades MIA In Subspace


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Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade 
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