Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone

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15 Mar

NEWS IN PICTURES | AVE'BREEN SYSTEMS | 15.03.2260

A lithoid pop was rushed to a local Gene Clinic earlier today after becoming unwell with a flesh stone.

Scans revealed a small pink organic mass embedded deep within the lithoid’s abdominal crust layer.

Medical workers are now preparing to remove the flesh stone surgically, warning that if left untreated it could eventually form organs, muscles or skin.

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