Virtual Army Accused Of Illegality By Using Aimbots & Wallhacks

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook

NEWS IN PICTURES | ROKU VIRTUALITY | 12.04.2260

The Roku Virtuality has been accused of illegality by using aimbots and wallhacks to dominate a recent conflict, non-virtual enemy battalions report.

The Roku have demonstrated near-perfect weapon accuracy and an apparent ability to ignore enemy cover.

Roku military command has denied any wrongdoing, arguing its soldiers simply operate at an uncapped frame-rate with low ping.

Tensions have since escalated after footage showed virtual troops performing “teabagging” rituals over defeated enemies, prompting outrage.

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