Great Wound To Reopen As Mini-Golf Course

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16 Aug

NEWS IN PICTURES | GREAT WOUND | 16.08.2260

The Great Wound is set to reopen next month as the galaxy’s newest mini-golf destination. The course will feature eleven special “black holes,” with players encouraged to putt directly into the gravitational singularities.

Construction crews have spent the past several months installing flags, signage and what they insist are “entirely adequate” safety barriers around the system. The developer says the park will open once a mechanism has been developed to retrieve golf balls from the voids, citing the high cost of replacing them.

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