New Ship Type Definitely Not Just Upside Down Cruiser With Extra Turret

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16 Mar

Written By Ashley Easterbrook

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Species That Doesn’t Wear Clothes Awkwardly Attends Federation Meeting

Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War

Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month

Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade

Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions

Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets

Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally

Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because

Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other

UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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