Engineer Has No Idea How Or Where To Start Building Ringworld

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21 Jul

NEWS IN PICTURES | THELSAMAR UNION | 21.07.2259

Ringworld engineer Varkan has admitted he is “completely winging it” after being tasked with beginning construction on the galaxy’s most expensive megastructure.

“Do I just… pick a random point in orbit and hope the rest of it lines up later?” Varkan asked, gesturing vaguely at empty space. “I guess we're about to see what 300 trillion alloys and a dream can achieve..."

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