The Prethoryn Queen Writes: MUGANI?

Opinion
Written by Ashley Easterbrook

OPINION

By the Prethoryn Queen | ⏱︎ 5 minute read

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HAK HAK HAK? HAK HAK HAK

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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