Brain Slug Spotted Wearing Stunning New Species

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The Brain Slug has caused a stir after she was pictured at a gala event last night sporting a stunning new dress.

The eons-old neural symbiont and social media influencer wore a beautiful custom-made female humanoid ensemble for the function.

The breathtaking dress was made entirely from organic humanoid, featuring eye-catching symmetrical limbs and a form-fitting epidermis.

The Brain Slug reportedly designed the dress herself, specifically tailoring it for enhanced docility.

Fans were quick to comment on the gown, after the Brain Slug uploaded a number of snaps to Instagram.

One said: “Wow! Gorgeous! Love a girly dress.” Another gushed: “So beautiful. I wish I could get my forehead veins engorged just like that.”

With its pleasing aesthetic, beautiful flesh tones, and intermittent screams for help, the gown is likely to become this season’s most coveted fashion item.

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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