Famed Oracle Claims To Foresee Future In 'Dev Diary' Premonitions

The Oracle, a mysterious seer with premonitions of the future, is said to have written predictions for this year in a body of text called the ‘Divination Diary.’

The prophecies have gained notoriety on the neural net, and colloquially become known as the ‘Dev Diary.’

The soothsayer has revealed that major shake-ups are coming to the galaxy’s population, employment and trade. Perhaps most shockingly, however, the Oracle has revealed that empires will be able to record their own history in something called a ‘ledger.’

The Oracle is reported to have existed since the beginning of time, and written multiple previous ‘Dev Diaries.’ They are said to have correctly foretold the outlawing of planetary mapping using ‘tiles’ in 2253.

What do you think?


Did...
did the Oracle just invent history?
— Otto Man | Systems Analyst | Earth

I am once again asking the Oracle to predict allowing me to merge irregular ships with my fleet.
— Han Sa | Admiral | Horizon

Doesn’t anyone find it suspicious that this supposed Oracle can’t predict the winning numbers for the Galactic Lotto?
— Glorbsig | Floating Gasbag | Zorglan

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