Warning Space Weather To Become Increasingly Dangerous

Galactic meteorologists have warned that space weather will become increasingly unpredictable and dangerous over the coming months, with a number of major storm systems forecast during September.

What do you think?


It’s war then. We must eliminate the weather before it makes any further advances.

— Otto Man | Systems Analyst | Earth

Remind me to a bring a coat when I’m next out in space.
— Han Sa | Admiral | Horizon

I can’t believe we’re getting lousy Smarch weather in Smeptember.
— Glorbsig | Floating Gasbag | Zorglan

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