Unbidden Vehemently Denounce Aberrant Behavior Of Aberrant, Vehement

The Unbidden have condemned Aberrant and Vehement attacks on the Outer Rim as tensions continue to rise between the three extradimensional invaders.

Speaking in the crumbling ruins of the Interstellar Assembly, Unbidden representatives roundly condemned recent Aberrant and Vehement incursions into long-held Unbidden territory.

“We were clearly the first invaders here,” impassioned Unbidden envoy K̸̢̧̠͖̱̖̖͑̉̀̍a̷̪̻̖͕͔͍͊̿͝r̴̨̛͍̠͍̖̝̯͂͐̽̑̈́̈̔̀́ẹ̴̡̦̲̤͎̃̈́̾̆̑͂͂͜͠n̵̬̩̯̮͇͔̽̒͂͌̂̔ told an empty Senate. “We vehemently denounce the aberrant behavior of the Aberrant and Vehement invading our territory.”

The Aberrant were quick to respond, with spokesthing S̶̰̝͖̰̟̈̃̀̊̈́̄̄͘͘h̷͎̳̼̻̯̟̯̯͎̽̚͠a̶̡̩̲̤͓͖̲̟̫̝̓̏̏̒͐̀̃͝͝r̸̡̜̺̜̙̞͕̲͜͠ͅo̴̭̳̮͙̦̙̺̫͌̈́̃̆͌̉̕͘͝n̷̡̨͖̳̭̪͚̫̜͖̎̒͊́̌ dismissing the Unbidden complaint as “ridiculous,” adding “there’s nothing Unbidden about them. If anything they’re bidden to constantly complain about loss of territory.”

Speaking to Xenonion earlier today, Vehement representative M̸̨̧̺̩͖͖͕̑͜i̶̢̧͎͚̯̦̳͔̱͛́̅̐̈͠ͅn̶͖̜̬̲̳̯̞̅̓͊̅̂̇d̷̝͈̫̱̳̹̜̯́̏͛̀̃̈́̇͆͘̕y̶̨̹̜͍͕̻̐ stated: “If you think the wordplay is bad now, just wait until the Unholden, Unbunked, Unwaited, Ardent, Fervid, Vigorous, Strident, Divergent and Deviant appear.”

The remnants of the non-Unbidden controlled Galactic Community have appealed for restraint, and threatened the three powers with unprecedented Minor Administrative Sanctions right after the current emergency vote on Tiyanki conservation has been completed.

Ashley Easterbrook

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