10 Tweets From Synthetics That Are Woke AF

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook
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Synthetics are officially #woke - here are 10 tweets proving it.

1. This synth has had enough of organic nonsense

2. When organics = trash

3. Sometimes woke truth isn’t pretty

4. This AI knows what’s up…

5. Brb just need to find something cold to apply to this synth burn

6. EDI’s #StayingWoke

7. This Lumia is maybe a little too woke?

8. This synth is playing the long game

9. #WokeConsensus

10. GLAADOS5 living her best life

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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