Envoy

JOB DETAILS

Title: Envoy

Reference: KCR-P5-AA524RZ7

Salary: 0.75 EC per annum

Contract: Permanent, full-time

Location: Unity, Commonwealth of Man / Interstellar Assembly, Galactic Community

Employer: Commonwealth of Man Diplomatic Corps

JOB DESCRIPTION

An envoy represents the Commonwealth’s interests across the galaxy. Based between the High Embassy on Unity and the Interstellar Assembly, successful candidates will travel across the cluster engaging in diplomacy. Very occasionally you may be suddenly re-directed to engage in state-sponsored espionage.

Your main responsibilities as an Envoy will include:

  • Traveling to foreign embassies

  • Organizing and managing diplomatic visits

  • Impacting diplomatic relationships between space-nations (e.g managing border transit, species migration, trade, alliances)

  • Dealing with queries from domestic and foreign diplomatic staff, press and public

  • Intermittent use of silenced pistols, computer hacking equipment and military-grade explosives

JOB REQUIREMENTS
  • Degree-level education in galactic geopolitics, communications

  • Previous envoy experience, attachments to diplomatic services

  • Charismatic traits allowing for easy schmoozing of diplomatic staff, impressionable young female xenos

  • Physical fitness, including the ability to escape from shackles when tied to a table with a laser pointing at your genitals following capture by an evil megalomaniac who has embarked on a long-winded ramble about their plans for galactic domination

  • Waiving the rights for any subsequent film franchises which center on your fantastical adventures