Livestock
Title: Livestock
Reference: XCJ-SL1-126043
Salary: N/A
Contract: Lifelong
Location: Multiple Sites, Xanid Suzerainty
Employer: Xanid Suzerainty Government
Looking to do something a bit different? Why not become food!
The Xanid Suzerainty is a rapidly expanding enterprise and needs more food to feed its growing population. You can help to fuel that, literally.
Apply today to become a slave for the Xanid Suzerainty. The application and relocation process is quick, easy and best of all - free! Just pop along to your nearest Slave Processing Outreach Station and we’ll do the rest for you.
As a fully employed Livestock you’ll get to undertake purposeful work in our beautiful outdoor farming worlds.
The package includes free meals - you won’t believe the taste of our patented steroid-laden gruel that’s delivered twice daily to your assigned trough.
Security won’t be an issue either - you’ll have 24/7 protection with your own personal guard detail to remind you not to wander too close to the electrified perimeter fence.
You won’t get paid a regular income, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing you’ve done something meaningful, like being served in a mid-tier restaurant to a family of five hungry Xanids.
Click the ‘Apply’ button now!
Any species
Any strata
Must be willing to relinquish all personal freedoms to the Xanid Suzerainty
Delicious, servile traits preferred
