While serving customers at Dome 3’s grocery store, area colonist Cody Grant came to the sudden realization this Monday that he traveled 54.6 million kilometers to Mars for the sole purpose of serving vegetables. Filled with existential dread, an increasingly panicked Grant began asking KXNO3 reports “wait… is this it? Is this me for the rest of my life?” At the time of press Grant was reportedly found sobbing amongst a giant pile of space potatoes.
Area Colonist Comes To Crushing Realization He Traveled All The Way Across Space Just To Work In A Grocery Store
