Local Drone Hailed Hero For Raising Alarm After Boy Falls Down Mohole Mine

Written By Ashley Easterbrook

Local drone LASS-13 is being hailed a hero after discovering 13 year old Dome 5 resident Timmy O’Tole had fallen down a Mohole Mine. Operations manager Jess Fletcher told KXNO3 - “it’s just amazing. Little LASS-13 came up to me and repeatedly ran over my foot. Just from that I knew little Timmy was trapped down the Mohole.” Rescuers state they have “no idea” how Timmy is doing, but added, “how cool is the plucky little robot thing?”

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

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Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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