Area Colonist Detained Following Inappropriate Use Of Triboelectric Scrubber

Written By Ashley Easterbrook

Dome 5 security have traced a man wanted in connection with performing a lewd act on a Triboelectric Scrubber. Security officers stated area colonist Charles Grayson (pictured) was caught on CCTV making “inappropriate use” of the anti-dust pulse emitter while on a spacewalk yesterday. Area gossip Mindy Malarkey told KXNO3 - “I’ve never seen anything like it. The way he was gyrating and thrusting…. I might have to go over for a closer inspection tonight. For… research purposes.”

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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