Oxygen levels dropped critically in Dome 7 this morning following a power outage. Area engineer Curtis Blort has accepted responsibility for the near miss, which could have seen 110 colonists perish, stating he had been “vigorously dancing” to the Marsvision radio station and “brushed against” a power switch. This is the third time Blort has accidentally hit the switch. Defending himself, Blort added: “Look, it’s hard to hear people screaming and gasping for air when you’re bopping to absolute tunes.”