Mercedes Romero Crowned Winner of Blorg's Next Top Fungoid

Entertainment

20 Apr

Written By Ashley Easterbrook

Award-winning Blorg scientist Mercedes Romero was crowned the winner of Blorg's Next Top Fungoid Season 4 last night.

The gripping finale was broadcast live over the neural net and watched by a record number of 1.3 million Blorgs.

The finale of Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid has aired to record viewership.

Romero, credited with the discovery of the 'Armor +5%' technology, was a fan favorite from the beginning of the reality TV show wherein 15 native Blorg compete to make social contact with any form of sapient life.

She gained notoriety after joining the show as the youngest contestant (aged 135), and became cemented as a fan favorite after exchanging flagella contact with a fellow Blorg contestant in Episode 1.

Romero has subsequently announced plans to make a run for the presidency of the Blorg Commonality, following the paths of previous Next Top Fungoid winners and generations of Blorg scientists before her.

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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