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Name: Pumice
Species: Lithoid
Age: 32
Location: Monolith Republic
Occupation: Unemployed
Looking For: Species (Lythoid), Gender (N/A)
i’m gonna rock your world
very horny
always up for fracking
don’t take this opportunity for granite
Name: Ashley Easterbrook
AKA: /u/ipser
Species: Blorg
Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.