Barista Bemused As Area Leader Tries To Pay For Coffee With Unity

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook

United Nations of Earth (UNE) barista Tony Valdez was left bemused this Saturday afternoon after his local Governor Sarah Harding attempted to pay for her espresso with a new currency called ‘Unity.’ Pulling nothing from her bag, she offered this to Valdez, who awkwardly mumbled something about not accepting literal air as currency.

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

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Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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