After shielding a local primitive planet, officials from the Voor Technocracy have left a giant note on the spherical pane to let passers-by know that species are fine. The note states: “Please don’t break the shield. The A/C is on. They have water and are listening to their favourite music.”
Ashley Easterbrook
Name: Ashley Easterbrook
AKA: /u/ipser
Species: Blorg
Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.
