Transit Authority Rejects Hyper Relay Network For More Cost-Efficient Ride-Share Hyperlane

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook

The Transit Authority for the Urseni Empire has rejected a proposal to upgrade its hyperlane system with a ‘hyper-relay network’, instead opting for a more “cost-efficient” ride-share sublane to open within hyperlanes, repurposed from old shoulder lanes.

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

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Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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