Scientists Unveil New Translation Device For Flagella-Waving Species

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook

Scientists from the UNE have unveiled new cutting edge technology to aid communication with flagella-waving species. The products are currently in testing, and expected to be rolled out early next year, once consensus is reached as to whether the adorable faces are required.

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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