Galactic Senate Proceedings Suspended As Officials Just Keep Incoherently Screaming "I AM THE SENATE" At Each Other

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook

Proceedings in the Galactic Senate had to be halted after officials engaged in raucous behavior, repeatedly screaming “I AM THE SENATE” at each other incongruously. When the Senate Majority Leader Jeffrey threatened to implement disciplinary Order 66, the screaming only intensified.

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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