Karvus

Karvus is a business correspondent for Xenonion. A former executive at TeleShroud (the galaxy’s largest and most definitely not monopolistic telecom provider), he once led a marketing campaign for psionic-enabled fax machines. It went... fine.
Now focused on investigative business journalism, Karvus writes sharp analyses of economic trends with excellent use of corporate jargon. He still signs off all emails with “let’s circle back.”

Name: Ashley Easterbrook
AKA: /u/ipser
Species: Blorg
Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.