Lurgg The Impaler

Anchor

7 Jul

Written By Ashley Easterbrook

ANCHOR, SPORT

Lurgg the Impaler is the co-anchor of Xenonion Sport, alongside his colleague Narban Tidehunter.

Lurgg is known for his blunt analysis, encyclopedic knowledge of combat sports and intermittent low growling.

A former champion frontbacker for the the galaxy’s top shoopball team Dredd United, Lurgg’s legacy on the killing field is matched only by his formidable on-screen presence.

While officially neutral during broadcasts, Lurgg’s affiliations with hardline xenophobic factions have made him a figure of ongoing media scrutiny.

With several ongoing court proceedings relating to his involvement in paid-for primitive purging, Lurgg’s catchphrase “impale them with facts” has recently been censored on legal advice.

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.