Lurgg The Impaler
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Lurgg the Impaler is the co-anchor of Xenonion Sport, alongside his colleague Narban Tidehunter.
Lurgg is known for his blunt analysis, encyclopedic knowledge of combat sports and intermittent low growling.
A former champion frontbacker for the the galaxy’s top shoopball team Dredd United, Lurgg’s legacy on the killing field is matched only by his formidable on-screen presence.
While officially neutral during broadcasts, Lurgg’s affiliations with hardline xenophobic factions have made him a figure of ongoing media scrutiny.
With several ongoing court proceedings relating to his involvement in paid-for primitive purging, Lurgg’s catchphrase “impale them with facts” has recently been censored on legal advice.
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