New Quantum Catapult Prototype Unveiled
Engineers have unveiled a new Quantum Catapult prototype. The device should allow ships to be slingshotted incredible distances across space, much farther than current jump drive technology allows.
“Sorry, you want to do *what* exactly with my brand new ship? Is this even covered under my insurance?”
“This sounds just perfect for my husband.”
“Is this available for... [heavy breathing].... personal use?”
