Calls Grow To Reintroduce 'Encourage Growth' Policy
There have been growing calls for the ‘Encourage Growth’ Initiative to be re-instated. The popular policy promoted species fertility rates by drop-shopping food directly onto planets. It was recently scrapped after an entire shipment of fresh food was grossly contaminated by an impromptu fertility ritual which developed beside it. What do you think?
“Oof, you’ll have to excuse me, even just talking about this is getting me going...”
“Why not just air-drop us babies directly? Saves nine months of waiting around and cuts out the many unattractive middle men.”
“[sexily photosynthesizes]”
