Galactic Community Announces Plan To Re-Train Envoys As Spies

The Galactic Community has outlined a series of new measures and initiatives to try and boost the number of professional spies across the galaxy. One such scheme includes re-training of envoys in intelligence, counter-intelligence and security specialisms. What do you think?


That explains the mandatory thirty minute online module on assassination techniques I had to do last night.
— Marie Nostrum | Envoy | UNE

Why wasn’t I consulted? As a part time entertainer, I’m an expert in thespionage.
— Otto Man | Merchant | UNE

I was once arrested on suspicion of being a spy. Enforcers thought I was trying to organize a coo.
— Feathers of Teal | System Analyst | Caawia

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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