New Vultaum Relic Suggests Universe Is A Computer Simulation

New evidence from a Vultaum dig site shows that the extinct species not only believed the universe was a computer simulation, but also that the program was operated by an omnipotent teenager wielding an all-powerful 'console command' function. What do you think?


I guess that would explain the cluster where all the systems are named ‘LOLN00B.’
— Marie Nostrum | Envoy | UNE

Can these omnipotent overlords perhaps console command my marriage back
together?
— Otto Man | Merchant | UNE

This can’t be a simulation. No computer
program could be so cruel.
— Tom Ato | System Analyst | Vegorama

Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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