Space-Nations Set To Rename Council Titles

U-Poll
Written By Ashley Easterbrook

The Galactic Community has confirmed this week that space-nations will be able to freely rename government council positions, diverging from previously strict pan-galactic naming conventions. What do you think?

“If my title gets changed to something ridiculous like ‘Minister for Silly Walks’ I’m quitting.”
— Han Sa | Former Minister for Silly Walks | UNE
“Great, now we’re going to need a new Council position for ‘Keeper of the Council Titles.’”
— Kayr'Ren | Keeper of the Vaults | Ilyria
“Slightly off topic but has anyone ever actually seen the Minister for Silly Walks walking?”
— Otto Man | Clerk | UNE
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Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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