Unassigned Scientist Sits On Government Payroll For 100 Years

The United Nations of Earth (UNE) has confirmed this week that a scientist it hired to undertake research was never actually assigned to any projects, and remained on government payroll for 100 years doing nothing. What do you think?


I don’t really see the difference between this and ‘assisting’ research.
— Han Sa | Admiral | UNE

Ridiculous. If I didn’t live in utopian abundance and actually paid any taxes, I’d be outraged.
— Kayr'Ren | Homemaker | Ilyria

Life goals tbh.
— Otto Man | Clerk | UNE

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