We Abducted This Primitive Pop To Give It A Makeover - The Results Are Amazing!

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook
BLACKHOLE | CLICKBAIT

The Fareen species are a deeply spiritual primitive species from the planet Goxesh. They are very insular, and it certainly shows in their fashion sense! The team from Black Hole decided to intervene - we abducted this pop from Goxesh to give it a makeover uplift. The results are amazing!

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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