Who Knew Planetary Bombardment ASMR Could Be So Relaxing?

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Written by Ashley Easterbrook
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With a little help (and some indiscriminate bombardment) from the 3rd Pan-Galactic Orchestral Marauding Fleet, the team at Blackhole we were able to create this masterpiece - and wow, is it the king of all ASMR videos!

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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