United Nations of Earth (UNE) customs official John Cruz was left red-faced early this morning after it was discovered he had not ordered ‘Exotic Gases’ as expected, but instead ‘Erotic Gases.’ Sources close to Cruz highlight is awaiting a “really awkward” conversation with his line manager within the next hour.
Ashley Easterbrook
Name: Ashley Easterbrook
AKA: /u/ipser
Species: Blorg
Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.
