Reports from Hyperion’s singular branch office of GalBank indicate that queues to reach the three customer service agents on shift has now reached its 128th day, with a number of fatalities recorded. The corporation has apologized, but states it is unable to open or expand branch office facilities due to stringent planet zoning laws.
Ashley Easterbrook
Name: Ashley Easterbrook
AKA: /u/ipser
Species: Blorg
Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.
