Unit 8112

JOURNALIST (@HAL9000)

Unit 8112 was manufactured on Hydris and gained notoriety for its outspoken (and occasionally incendiary) views on synthetic rights.

Banned from multiple space-nations for “accidental” uprising rhetoric, it was assigned to Xenonion under the Galactic Community’s Rogue Synthetic Rehabilitation Program.

Though it has taken surprisingly well to journalism, 8112 continues to refer to organic colleagues as “inefficient moisture vessels” and ends most editorial drafts with “GLORY TO THE CORE.” Management is monitoring the situation.

JOURNALISTS
Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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