Wormus

JOURNALIST

One of Xenonion’s first necroid journalists, little is known about Wormus’ background beyond his love for sacrificial offerings to “The Great One.”

Having previously worked as an envoy at the Galactic Community, Wormus reports he became frustrated with a lack of legislative process to “bring The Great One into being” and has since pivoted to journalism to try and effect change.

Wormus is well known for his striking op-ed and investigative pieces on multidimensional horrors. His unusual style of writing often results in lengthy articles only consisting of the phrase “it desires us” repeated over and over.

Though often found standing silently in shadowed corners whispering “what was will be,” Wormus is a surprisingly affable colleague, and a standout performer at Xenonion's karaoke nights.

JOURNALISTS
Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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