SAINT’S HAVEN - After finding a 25-square gaia world last month, the Jehetma Dominion was overjoyed. However, its euphoria was short lived, as the nearby Holy Guardians soon demanded that they vacate the planet. “We didn’t know who those guys were, so we said no,” said Kaj’Parat, the Jehetma Prime Minister.

“Come on guys, why won’t you help me? I thought we were allies!”

BONTARGI’S CITADEL - The leaders of the Just Alliance deeply regret inviting the Lexan Coalition, a liberated empire at a key strategic hyperlane junction, to their alliance just a few months ago. In the past month, the Lexans have invited the alliance to declare war on their much larger neighbour no less than three times. This comes just after the Lexans contributed -13 warscore to the Just Alliance’s previous armed conflict by repeatedly sending construction ships to the enemy homeworld.