Fledgling Pacifist Republic Swears It “Didn’t Know It Was A Holy World”
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Officials from the fledgling Jehetma Dominion have stressed they had “no idea” the first planet they settled was a holy Gaia world.
Initial scenes of jubilation on Jehetma Prime were quickly dampened after nearby Holy Guardians demanded they vacate the planet.
Jehetma scientists stated the paradise world was discovered on a routine survey, and they were shocked to find it was unspoiled.
Just minutes after the first colony ship landed on a pristine rolling plain, several fleets belonging to an ancient spiritualist Fallen Empire arrived in orbit and informed the Jehetma the planet was sacred to their faith and had been protected by their civilization for thousands of years.
“We didn’t know who those guys were, so we said no,” Jehetma prime minister Kaj’Parat told Xenonion.
At the time of press, Jehetma officials were noted to be furiously back-peddalling after receiving updated intel on the size and power of the Fallen Empire’s fleets.
“We offered to let them have the planet on weekends,” Kaj’Parat added. “Communications have since been cut, but I think it’s because they’re really taking the time to seriously consider our proposal.”
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